To Bind Them

Title: To Bind Them
Author: Koe
Genre: Slash-fanfiction.
Length: 100 word drabble.
Fandom/Characters: Lord Of The Rings RPS, with certain actors.
Tags: RPS, AU, crack, fluff.
Author’s note: Giftfic to a LOTR-fan. I never thought I would write RP-slash, but with the right motivation it seems I’ll gladly sell my butt to the devil. ;)

“You know, I kept a little prop from the set.”

“Me too! I love that helmet. Do you want to go cosplaying in the woods?” He laughs heartily.

“Yeah, no, I…”

“Do you know that John Rhys-Davies has hung that damn axe over his mantelpiece?”

“Yes, I know…”

“It’s…”

Please! Since it’s close to the anniversary of the release, and our anniversary too, I was wondering if you would accept this…”

He drops to his knees before him. “Dear heart. Will you be mine?”

Sniffles are followed by much glomping. The rug will never be the same again either.