Title: Quite A Salami
Beta reader: Angel (baroqueangel).
Length: 100 word drabble.
Fandom: Lewis (TV) RPS
Characters: Kevin Whately, Laurence Fox.
Tags: Sexual Humor, Twitfic, Real Person Fiction.
Excerpt: “”Nice salami, there”. Kevin nods downwards.”
“Nice salami there”. Kevin nods downwards.
Laurence almost chokes on his first bite. He coughs, discovers that a crumb has been lodged in his nose, and keeps sneezing for a minute before managing a reply: “So you saw that one.”
“I did. Very funny.” Kevin seems a bit doubtful still. “Ah. Look over there, they have cucumber-sandwiches too.” He points his finger towards a tray further down the catering table.
Laurence can’t see any, even though he turns to look. Then Kevin is chewing something, gleefully.
Laurence feels his jaw drop: “Did you just eat my salami?”
“Check your twitter!”
AN: Laurence Fox keeps a twitter account (@LozzaFox) where he, among other things, posts twitfic about himself and Kevin Whately. (No, for real!) An example (11:55 AM – 14 Jan 13): “Lewis instalment 2. Where were we? That’s right. Kev had just got out of the jacuzzi with the words. “Christ man. That’s quite a salami”” A gem like that deserves some appreciation, doesn’t it? Besides, Lozza had one coming.