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The Lampshadables

Title: The Lampshadables
Author: Koe
Genre: Slash-fanfiction
Length: Five chapter drabble: 500 words.
Fandom: The Expendables
Pairing: Barney Ross/Lee Christmas.
Tags: SPOILERS, Humor, Crack, Bromance, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Body Shots.
Summary: Ross and Christmas rub elbows. It’s “their thing”.
Author’s note: (Spoilers:) Quote, The Expendables: “Church (Bruce Willis): You guys aren’t gonna start sucking each other’s dicks, are you? Barney (Sylvester Stallone) looks suggestively at Trench (Arnold Schwarzenegger) and Church laughs sarcastically] (…)”
- After that line, a slasher would think she’s watching the right movie, right? Right? Nu-uh, a little elbow rubbing between the two dialogiest heroes (Stallone & Statham) is as far as it gets. ;_; But, fear not, fangirl-squad is fixing it as-you-read. ;)

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