Tag Archives: crack fiction

A + B + O = S

Tittel: A + B + O = S
Forfatter: Koe
Sjanger: Real Person Slash
Lengde: Ca 900 ord.
Fandom: Norsk kjendis-RPF, Nytt på nytt, Trygdekontoret.
Spleis: Jon Almås/Knut Nærum/Thomas Seltzer.
Tagger: RPS, humor, omegaverse, mpreg, familielykke, manipulasjon.
Pekepinn: OT3 Omegaverse fanfiksjon med norske kjendiser, intet mindre.

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Koes hus for anbefalt slashfiksjon

Koes hus for anbefalt slashfiksjon er i sin helhet flyttet til AO3: Koe’s House of Recommended Slash Fiction og vil bli oppdatert der i fremtiden.

Koe’s House of Recommended Slash Fiction has moved to: AO3: Koe’s House of Recommended Slash Fiction and will be maintained there in the future.

Fullmetal Alchemist drabbles

Author: Koe
Genre: Fanfiction drabbles: 100 words each.
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist.
Characters, tags, warnings & spoilers: See each drabble.

The collection (last added Oct. 4th 2013):
The Demon Barber of East City
New Sensations
New Sensations Part Two
Fatigue
Slippery When Wet
Sex On Wheels
Serve And Protect

Authors note: This post used to contain my whole multifandom collection of drabbles, but it got too large to be manageable, so I split it it up. You can still view the whole collection with the drabbles-tag.

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Kaptein Sabeltann og Langemanns hemmelighet

Tittel: Kaptein Sabeltann og Langemanns hemmelighet
Forfatter: Koe
Sjanger: Slash-fanfiksjon.
Lengde: Ca. 1000 ord.
Fandom: Kaptein Sabeltann
Karakterer: Kaptein Sabeltann, Langemann.
Tagger: Pirater, crack-fiksjon, humor, fanservice, implisert – men temmelig harmløs og uskyldig – slash.
Pekepinn: “Øynene hans farer grådig over knudrete karttegninger, mystiske koordinater og ett og annet halvt leselig ord: “Blaa Lagune”, “Kiaerligheds-stiien”, “Wangga-Wangga”… før de fester seg ved en stor, svart X. Kongen på Havet kaster hodet bakover og ler rått.”
Forfatterens kommentar: Den originale Sabeltann er selvfølgelig ikke min. Jeg har bare lekt litt i et parallelt univers, til glede for meg selv og et par andre Sabeltann-AU-fans.

Sabeltann i kapteinskahytten ombord den Sorte Dame.
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To Bind Them

Title: To Bind Them
Author: Koe
Genre: Slash-fanfiction.
Length: 100 word drabble.
Fandom/Characters: Lord Of The Rings RPS, with certain actors.
Tags: RPS, AU, crack, fluff.
Author’s note: Giftfic to a LOTR-fan. I never thought I would write RP-slash, but with the right motivation it seems I’ll gladly sell my butt to the devil. ;)

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Som man reder

Tittel: Som man reder
Forfatter: Koe
Sjanger: Slash-fanfiksjon.
Lengde: 100-ords drabble
Fandom: NRK Lydverket
Karakterer: Kim Klev, Maria Horvei og Marius Asp.
Tagger: Crack-fiksjon, humor, fanservice, AU.
Pekepinn: En svett ettermiddag i redaksjonen…
Forfatterens kommentar: Jadda, dette har skjedd! (Eller, faen… nei, jo, i en alternativ virkelighet! Helt sikkert! Hver dag!)

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Still Life Sprouting

Title: Still Life Sprouting
Author: Koe
Genre: Slash-fanfiction.
Length: 100 word drabble.
Fandom: Anthropomorphism
Characters: Stonehenge/Giant Cucumber.
Tags: Crack, Crack Pairing, Humor.
Excerpt: “One day a giant cucumber wandered into Stonehenge…”
Author’s note: This utterly anthropomorphic adventure was sponsored by Enoch, your local fruit dealer. :E (And written for fun and 1more_sickpuppy.)

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An Unholy Itch

Title: An Unholy Itch
Author: Koe
Beta reader: sexkitten426
Genre: Gen fanfiction
Length: Triple drabble: 300 words.
Fandom: True Blood/The Southern Vampire Mysteries: the book series by Charlaine Harris.
Pairing: Eric Northman/Undisclosed character
Tags: Blood Drinking, Transformation, Intimacy, Humor, Crack.
Excerpt: “The full moon shone quietly down through tall windows and lace curtains. A multitude of sounds flowed in from the forest below, bearing witness of the variety of Louisiana wildlife – out on the prowl.”

Author’s note: This fic was inspired by the first two paragraphs of NoChick_fics’ Vassalord/True Blood crossover: “Breaking Cherry“.

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The Lampshadables

Title: The Lampshadables
Author: Koe
Genre: Slash-fanfiction
Length: Five chapter drabble: 500 words.
Fandom: The Expendables
Pairing: Barney Ross/Lee Christmas.
Tags: SPOILERS, Humor, Crack, Bromance, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Body Shots.
Summary: Ross and Christmas rub elbows. It’s “their thing”.
Author’s note: (Spoilers:) Quote, The Expendables: “Church (Bruce Willis): You guys aren’t gonna start sucking each other’s dicks, are you? Barney (Sylvester Stallone) looks suggestively at Trench (Arnold Schwarzenegger) and Church laughs sarcastically] (…)”
- After that line, a slasher would think she’s watching the right movie, right? Right? Nu-uh, a little elbow rubbing between the two dialogiest heroes (Stallone & Statham) is as far as it gets. ;_; But, fear not, fangirl-squad is fixing it as-you-read. ;)

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