Title: What Are Best Friends For?
Length: 400 words.
Fandom: Grease (1978).
Pairing: Kenickie/Danny Zuko.
Tags: Blow job, car sex, friendship, tension.
Summary: Keep the relish, but don’t bite the weenie, please.
Genre: Fanfiction drabbles: 100 words each.
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist.
Characters, tags, warnings & spoilers: See each drabble.
Authors note: This post used to contain my whole multifandom collection of drabbles, but it got too large to be manageable, so I split it it up. You can still view the whole collection with the drabbles-tag.
Title: To Bind Them
Length: 100 word drabble.
Fandom/Characters: Lord Of The Rings RPS, with certain actors.
Tags: RPS, AU, crack, fluff.
Author’s note: Giftfic to a LOTR-fan. I never thought I would write RP-slash, but with the right motivation it seems I’ll gladly sell my butt to the devil.
Tittel: Som man reder
Lengde: 100-ords drabble
Fandom: NRK Lydverket
Karakterer: Kim Klev, Maria Horvei og Marius Asp.
Tagger: Crack-fiksjon, humor, fanservice, AU.
Pekepinn: En svett ettermiddag i redaksjonen…
Forfatterens kommentar: Jadda, dette har skjedd! (Eller, faen… nei, jo, i en alternativ virkelighet! Helt sikkert! Hver dag!)
Title: Still Life Sprouting
Length: 100 word drabble.
Characters: Stonehenge/Giant Cucumber.
Tags: Crack, Crack Pairing, Humor.
Excerpt: “One day a giant cucumber wandered into Stonehenge…”
Author’s note: This utterly anthropomorphic adventure was sponsored by Enoch, your local fruit dealer. :E (And written for fun and 1more_sickpuppy.)
Title: An Unholy Itch
Beta reader: sexkitten426
Genre: Gen fanfiction
Length: Triple drabble: 300 words.
Fandom: True Blood/The Southern Vampire Mysteries: the book series by Charlaine Harris.
Pairing: Eric Northman/Undisclosed character
Tags: Blood Drinking, Transformation, Intimacy, Humor, Crack.
Excerpt: “The full moon shone quietly down through tall windows and lace curtains. A multitude of sounds flowed in from the forest below, bearing witness of the variety of Louisiana wildlife – out on the prowl.”
Author’s note: This fic was inspired by the first two paragraphs of NoChick_fics’ Vassalord/True Blood crossover: “Breaking Cherry“.
Title: The Lampshadables
Length: Five chapter drabble: 500 words.
Fandom: The Expendables
Pairing: Barney Ross/Lee Christmas.
Tags: SPOILERS, Humor, Crack, Bromance, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Body Shots.
Summary: Ross and Christmas rub elbows. It’s “their thing”.
Author’s note: (Spoilers:) Quote, The Expendables: “Church (Bruce Willis): You guys aren’t gonna start sucking each other’s dicks, are you? Barney (Sylvester Stallone) looks suggestively at Trench (Arnold Schwarzenegger) and Church laughs sarcastically] (…)”
- After that line, a slasher would think she’s watching the right movie, right? Right? Nu-uh, a little elbow rubbing between the two dialogiest heroes (Stallone & Statham) is as far as it gets. ;_; But, fear not, fangirl-squad is fixing it as-you-read.